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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

So Jambu...



Maaf...
Jebat tak bermaksud...
Budak jantan ni Jambu...
Tapi dia ni...
Kena pow dengan Jebat...


Budak jantan atas tu...
Sudah berapa kali keluar kilang...
Pada waktu rehat...
Dan kalau dia mintak tandatangan Jebat utk kebenaran keluar...
Syaratnya...
Mesti beli Jambu RM2...
Tapi dah beratus kali keluar...
Semuanya Hampeh...
Tapi semalam...


Macam dia berpakat plak dengan semua budak yg keluar...
Semua dok beli Jambu...
Nak termuntah di buatnya...
Nasib baik le kita ni jenis tak ambil lunch...
Leh gak isi kat mana2 yg ada ruang dlm perut...
Hampes punya budak...
Nak ngena kan orang plak...

Apa pun terima kasih kepada yg beli Jambu...

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32 comments:

  1. Izwa KamaruddinJanuary 9, 2013 at 8:32 AM

    jambu pun jambu la labuuu..kekekeke..

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  2. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 8:33 AM

    Waahhhh...dan mcm P Ramlee laaaaa....ahakz...

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  3. Kakcik SerojaJanuary 9, 2013 at 9:16 AM

    Sedap juga buat kunyah2. :)

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  4. UnknownJanuary 9, 2013 at 9:22 AM

    Tu bekalankan untuk 3 bulan... walaupun Jebat kena sain

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  5. yan's cottageJanuary 9, 2013 at 9:34 AM

    tak kesahlah....jambu pun jambulah...kalau di baginya...batu tak ke naya he heeee.....

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  6. suri solehahJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:22 AM

    tu lah..duk suruh sangat..kan dah dapat...hehr

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  7. Ibu Muda 30seriesJanuary 9, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    jambu tu kira rasuah dak? hihihihii

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  8. UnknownJanuary 9, 2013 at 12:02 PM

    jambu nya jambu itu.. pembeli jambu pun jambu juga..jambu batu hehe jangan marah..

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  9. Kamsiah yusoffJanuary 9, 2013 at 1:01 PM

    jambu tabur serbuk asam...sedapnya...jus jambu batu pun sodappp..

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  10. alienJanuary 9, 2013 at 2:01 PM

    syiok woo jambu~
    syokkk!!

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  11. Dr KJanuary 9, 2013 at 3:35 PM

    hahahaha..hambek ko...dia pakat dgn kawan2 tu nak 'bayar hutang' jambu2 terdahulu yg dia tak beli...ahahaha

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  12. Suria AmandaJanuary 9, 2013 at 6:01 PM

    jambuuuuuuu...budak tu pun nampak macam jambu sket...hahahaha...larikkkkkk

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  13. Muhammad SyahmiJanuary 9, 2013 at 8:32 PM

    ada maksud tersirat tuh...

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  14. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:54 PM

    KAKCIK - mmg kena kunyah2 kakcik...hilang ngantuk...ahakz

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  15. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:55 PM

    MY STARY - 3 bulan..? mana cukup derr...ahakz

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  16. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:55 PM

    YAN - ialah2....elok lah Jambu dari batu ..kan..?

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  17. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:56 PM

    SURI - tak sangka plak dpt sekali banyak...

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  18. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:56 PM

    IBU MUDA - rasuah...bukan...upah tandatangan...ahakz

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  19. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:57 PM

    WARNA KEHIDUPAN - pembelinya jambu....wekk...muntah

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  20. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:58 PM

    KAMSIAH....mmg tiada bandingan nya kalau dgn asam....ahakz

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  21. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:58 PM

    ALIEN - mmg syok ooooo

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  22. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:59 PM

    DADDY - den raso mcm tu jugak lah....ciss sungguh...

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  23. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 11:00 PM

    AMANDA - pehhh itu jambu ke...?

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  24. jeBatejaJanuary 9, 2013 at 11:01 PM

    USTAD SYAMI - peehhh....den raso macam tu jugak

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  25. HeNRieTTa JoSeJanuary 10, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    byknye jambu...nak sket...hehehe

    PSS...maaf rietta tag awk....http://hati-dan-bicaranya.blogspot.com/2013/01/25-random-facts-about-me.html

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  26. CintaZulaikhaJanuary 10, 2013 at 2:21 PM

    hahhahhha...hadoiii, mengena betol tuh.

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  27. UnknownJanuary 10, 2013 at 3:30 PM

    dah lamo lak den raso tak pekena jambu...huhu

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  28. jeBatejaJanuary 10, 2013 at 9:13 PM

    HeNRieTTa JoSe - sila lah ambil....ahakz...

    ok tq..nanti kita buat...

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  29. jeBatejaJanuary 10, 2013 at 9:14 PM

    CintaZulaikha - tapi untung...ahakz

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  30. jeBatejaJanuary 10, 2013 at 9:14 PM

    Papa Mifz uikk..elok utk kesihatan taw...ahakz

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  31. Liza @ Adzriel ABJanuary 11, 2013 at 9:55 AM

    kat ofis atas kan ada nama 'Jambu' gak kan..

    Zan... shahrani tu adik ko ke? mcm kembor je.

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  32. ieza ashaariJanuary 11, 2013 at 5:13 PM

    hambek kau.. mkn sampai muntah.. nak sgt jambu.. hahaha..

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